newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence
when animals look back at you like they’re the girl with the pearl earring
you ever try to read a book and it's like. damn they really just let anybody write these.
we don’t talk abt how stressful buying new glasses frames is. ur shopping for your whole personality there. life on the line. do or die. all for two pieces of glass and some sticks
every night after 10pm my feelings start crawling out, starved, as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing “stay back” until i inevitably fall asleep
was i okay
How did I wake up in the middle of the night with the funniest tweet idea and it was this
caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room
#this art is so evocative. it feels like a goya painting
whyamionlyabletouse32characters:
caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room
caramel frappe PLEASE
thank you so much this is the highest compliment
Saturn Devouring His Caramel Frappe
oh i love this
top 5 things to say as a horror game protagonist:
- huh...?
- what the !
- it's locked.
- what's going on...?
- what is this that thing?!
one more day til the stop sign
Everyone get up it’s stop sign day
shouts out to my fellow nonsense ladies rambling aimlessly about who knows what
I have now seen have a bag of plastic bags attributed to growing up in a black household, a Latino household, an immigrant household, an Appalachian household and a “white trash” household. I think it’s time to just admit that we all have a plastic bag bag
Some Stuff (Almost???? i dont know abt every single one) Every Culture Has
- a habit of having a plastic bag of plastic bags
- some variation of Pancake
- stabby weapons
- matriarch has a danish butter cookies tin filled with buttons
all humans do is save plastic bags, dumpling, pancake, fill cookie tin with buttons, stab and lie
universal human traits across every culture throughout history:
- fried dough of some sort
- alcohol; doesn’t matter what they got they’re gonna ferment it
- mostly use spears in a fight but go to great lengths to make swords ‘cause they’re cooler
- play games about throwing things
- pack-bond with random predators
- put a bunch of bags in another bag so you can have more bags per bag
fancy hats, finding repeated syllables in names cute, and narrative dance
Please don’t leave this in the tags @paper-storm
this doesn’t have the bags but i love a chance to bring this out again, enjoy
Also literally everyone has some version of caramel flan, it’s always called something different but it really is just caramel flan.